May 2013
pizza:
fishy-the-fish:
canadianslut:
ignorning my posts makes your dick smaller
I’m a girl…
see children that’s what happens, you ignore my posts for so long you become a girl
When I smell my hair, I think of you
me: eats a snack while making a snack
And you. You little fuck. Don’t think I forgot about you.
You can go fuck yourself. I’m done.
nerdfithers:
oneboredjeu:
nerdfithers:
nerdfithers:
i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
theemptyholmes:
If you ever think your life is bad just remember that when my sister was born my mum threw up on her
She knows
She’s still pissed off at me and blame all of you
haithinkimfunny:
queenestelle:
gothist:
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
tupacabra:
“…and that’s my presentation.”
I couldn’t hurt someone that I loved the way you’ve hurt me.
It’s reached a point where I feel like we’re just in a bad argument. But that isn’t it. This won’t just pass. You made a mistake. You suck
It’s raining
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my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
